They should make a toddler version with updates to correct their dirty, dirty lies.
For instance, this one...
Or this one...
Infants get a gentle massaging bath with a soft, specially made wash cloth. For a toddler? I can think of several times where a garden hose would have been very helpful.
And finally...
Additional, lies...
This is going to happen at some point anyway no matter what you do.
No matter how you check, you're going to get poop on your hands one day.
While hanging a huge TV over the crib is obviously not recommended,
Well there you have it folks. Once you think you've got this infant thing down, they throw you a curve ball and you're back at square one. Even now, C is throwing curve balls and will continue until I become too senile to notice. Good thing its fun. :-)
*This post is obviously meant to be humorous and the mere fact that I need to write this reminds me how this world has lost its sense of humor. ::shakes head::
Cute! This is a real book? Why didn't anyone get me this for my baby shower?!?
ReplyDeleteYeah, where the hell was that book when I needed it?! Too late now...
ReplyDeleteHaha Yes, this is a real book and it comes with a spinner on the front that says "Mom" and "Dad" on it so you can spin for unfavorable baby duties!
ReplyDeleteSo cute! I am going to send this to my new mom friend. You should link up if you are not doing a Sat laugh post- LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteHaha I hope she enjoys it! I'm working on my Saturday laughs right now, actually. ;)
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